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BLOWN PONY

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Im 0 for 2 on canadian cobra chickens
Dude... I got my ass HANDED to me by some huge domesticated white goose when I was around 16.
Me and my two best friends were drunk camping and thought it would be funny to try to steal an egg from its nest at night.
Ended up in the pond getting beat like a bitch with its wings and it bit me twice on the neck and chest.
I literally thought it was going to drown/kill me. LOL
 

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I was starting up a car shredder at a junk yard in West Virginia many years ago. They had a guard rooster. That prick was no joke. It chased me up ladders a few times. I hated that thing. It would sit outside the electrical room and wait for us to walk out. Then it was a mad dash to make it to our cars with that yard pimp hot on our trail.
 

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I was starting up a car shredder at a junk yard in West Virginia many years ago. They had a guard rooster. That prick was no joke. It chased me up ladders a few times. I hated that thing. It would sit outside the electrical room and wait for us to walk out. Then it was a mad dash to make it to our cars with that yard pimp hot on our trail.

sounds like a real dick! :LOL:
 

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I was starting up a car shredder at a junk yard in West Virginia many years ago. They had a guard rooster. That prick was no joke. It chased me up ladders a few times. I hated that thing. It would sit outside the electrical room and wait for us to walk out. Then it was a mad dash to make it to our cars with that yard pimp hot on our trail.
A boot to the beak will give the bird some perspective.
 

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Dude... I got my ass HANDED to me by some huge domesticated white goose when I was around 16.
Me and my two best friends were drunk camping and thought it would be funny to try to steal an egg from its nest at night.
Ended up in the pond getting beat like a bitch with its wings and it bit me twice on the neck and chest.
I literally thought it was going to drown/kill me. LOL

Holy shit hahahahahahahahaha JESUS
 

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I was starting up a car shredder at a junk yard in West Virginia many years ago. They had a guard rooster. That prick was no joke. It chased me up ladders a few times. I hated that thing. It would sit outside the electrical room and wait for us to walk out. Then it was a mad dash to make it to our cars with that yard pimp hot on our trail.

Are you familiar with Brahmans? I was going to get some of these before COVID but the ro ****ed up my chicken project. Google "giant chicken" and you will see what I am talking about.
 

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The fact you mother ****ers know so much about ****ing eagles.

How?

Seriously how?


I barely know how to ****ing air fry a god damn piece of chicken sometimes, and yall are like " OH WELL THE JUVENILE ****IN GOLD EAGLE HAS A TALON LENGTH OF 3 METERS WHILE THE SPLOTCH ON ITS ****ING HEAD DOESNT DEVELOP UNTIL 29 HOURS AFTER ITS FORMITIVE YEARS"


Yall know how to make someone feel retarded
 

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The fact you mother ****ers know so much about ****ing eagles.

How?

Seriously how?


I barely know how to ****ing air fry a god damn piece of chicken sometimes, and yall are like " OH WELL THE JUVENILE ****IN GOLD EAGLE HAS A TALON LENGTH OF 3 METERS WHILE THE SPLOTCH ON ITS ****ING HEAD DOESNT DEVELOP UNTIL 29 HOURS AFTER ITS FORMITIVE YEARS"


Yall know how to make someone feel retarded

The national eagle center is in Wabasha Minnesota and I have spent time there. Also, I have spent time at the raptor center at the U of MN which is an amazing facility.


I have thought of getting into falconry but this takes a TON of time.

Where I am at in MN is lousy with all sorts of raptors. I will go for long bike rides in the Mississippi valley in the spring and the baby eagles will follow me as they learn to fly. I will look down and see their shadow for hours as I ride. One time I was riding and one of them dropped a snake on me.
 

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The fact you mother ****ers know so much about ****ing eagles.

How?

Seriously how?


I barely know how to ****ing air fry a god damn piece of chicken sometimes, and yall are like " OH WELL THE JUVENILE ****IN GOLD EAGLE HAS A TALON LENGTH OF 3 METERS WHILE THE SPLOTCH ON ITS ****ING HEAD DOESNT DEVELOP UNTIL 29 HOURS AFTER ITS FORMITIVE YEARS"


Yall know how to make someone feel retarded
You know the rules here. Experts on everything, supermodel wives/gfs/quicksmash, and human tripods.
 

Double"O"

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Dude... I got my ass HANDED to me by some huge domesticated white goose when I was around 16.
Me and my two best friends were drunk camping and thought it would be funny to try to steal an egg from its nest at night.
Ended up in the pond getting beat like a bitch with its wings and it bit me twice on the neck and chest.
I literally thought it was going to drown/kill me. LOL
There is a lake near me where swans nest...you wanna talk about nasty...same attitude and twice the weight class lol. My wife wanted to sneak up on lol...told her she didnt want nothing to do with that shit...yeah well...she learned
 

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The fact you mother ****ers know so much about ****ing eagles.

How?

Seriously how?


I barely know how to ****ing air fry a god damn piece of chicken sometimes, and yall are like " OH WELL THE JUVENILE ****IN GOLD EAGLE HAS A TALON LENGTH OF 3 METERS WHILE THE SPLOTCH ON ITS ****ING HEAD DOESNT DEVELOP UNTIL 29 HOURS AFTER ITS FORMITIVE YEARS"


Yall know how to make someone feel retarded
We watched mutual of omahas wild kingdom a lot lol

Seriously...i read a lot about birds, animals and fish as a kid....still do
 

Double"O"

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I was starting up a car shredder at a junk yard in West Virginia many years ago. They had a guard rooster. That prick was no joke. It chased me up ladders a few times. I hated that thing. It would sit outside the electrical room and wait for us to walk out. Then it was a mad dash to make it to our cars with that yard pimp hot on our trail.
We had chickens when i was a kid...had a giant black rooster and im not lying that ****er has 1.5inch spurs. He would nail me all the time whem i went to feed the chickens and gather eggs in the morning...that sumbitch was evil. The day he got ahold of dad however was his last...few days later we had a gray rooster lol
 

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