I saw this in my friends Sport Compact Car Magazine and thought it was pretty funny
I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIESSS! Two of them. the big ones. Oh, and i need them by tonight. You're lucky that double shot of BBQ sauce...
a few days ago i was riding around on my go ped and a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for riding on the street when there was no side walks he allso gave me a warning for not having a helmat but it was only a 5dollar ticket nothing to get mad about but my dad told me that it was supose...
Hey everyone I was just wanted to point out that in Jackass the Movie Johnny Knoxville does something called Rental Car Demolishon Derby and what kind of a car do u think he rents but our beloved contour. It doesnt even look like a contour after and he tells the guys he hit a dog and the car...
Hey I don't know if this is a repost but here it is
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try...
Ok so one of my friends has a 99 Mustang Convertable and he keeps on saying how his stang is the fastest thing around and he's been saying this for a long time. The other day he was talking to me and said to me "Yeah to bad you didnt buy a real american car like me" I responded "Ok so you wanna...