I saw this in my friends Sport Compact Car Magazine and thought it was pretty funny
I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIESSS! Two of them. the big ones. Oh, and i need them by tonight. You're lucky that double shot of BBQ sauce...
a few days ago i was riding around on my go ped and a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for riding on the street when there was no side walks he allso gave me a warning for not having a helmat but it was only a 5dollar ticket nothing to get mad about but my dad told me that it was supose...
Hey everyone I was just wanted to point out that in Jackass the Movie Johnny Knoxville does something called Rental Car Demolishon Derby and what kind of a car do u think he rents but our beloved contour. It doesnt even look like a contour after and he tells the guys he hit a dog and the car...
Hey I don't know if this is a repost but here it is
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
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Ok so one of my friends has a 99 Mustang Convertable and he keeps on saying how his stang is the fastest thing around and he's been saying this for a long time. The other day he was talking to me and said to me "Yeah to bad you didnt buy a real american car like me" I responded "Ok so you wanna...
Hey just ran 10.216 in my 583hp turbocharged 2000 Mustang Bullit GT and ran 8.605 in my 837hp Ford GT Concept. But this was all done on Sega GT on XBOX. I have no idea why I posted this but man that would be sweet if I had both those cars and they ran that in the 1320.
Ok some i'm coming out of burger king and i dont have it floored but it 85% full to get ahead of the traffic coming. Then i hear a loud noise and i see a silverado coming so i floor it to stay in front of him and change lanes. So at the next light we both switched lanes and a yellow monte carlo...
A few days ago i was out side enjoying the nice weather when this guy i know in his civic drives by to deliever a pizza or something and i stop him and ask if he is ever going to get some springs on that because it looks horrible how it is and he said soon then he was telling me how his exhaust...
Hey my parents used to own a 84 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe and i was so mad :mj: when they sold it to my cousin and then he tried to fix something and ended up breaking :bash: it but anyway are the any pictures or videos or Turbo Coupes?
I was driving around in the tour the other night and saw a jag x type and though maybe just maybe if someone found an all wheel drive system form that and put it on the tour it might reduce the traction problem the tour has and start getting some better track times down i am probly wrong cuz i...
this happened a whil ago but anyway her it is. I went on vacation with my parents down to florida and my dad and I are driveing around looking for the pizza place and this 88 civic drives by with his altezzas and his stickers and we pull up to him at the light and we're driveing a 2003 Windstar...