A cucumber, pickle and penis meet at a bar.
The cucumber says “my life sucks. Whenever I get big and fat, someone cuts me up and eats me.”
The pickle says “you think that’s bad; whenever I get big and fat someone throws vinegar and salt on me and traps me in a jar.”
The penis shudders. “Whenever I get big and fat they throw a rubber helmet on me, put me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out.”
The cucumber says “my life sucks. Whenever I get big and fat, someone cuts me up and eats me.”
The pickle says “you think that’s bad; whenever I get big and fat someone throws vinegar and salt on me and traps me in a jar.”
The penis shudders. “Whenever I get big and fat they throw a rubber helmet on me, put me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out.”