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03cobra#694

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A cucumber, pickle and penis meet at a bar.

The cucumber says “my life sucks. Whenever I get big and fat, someone cuts me up and eats me.”

The pickle says “you think that’s bad; whenever I get big and fat someone throws vinegar and salt on me and traps me in a jar.”

The penis shudders. “Whenever I get big and fat they throw a rubber helmet on me, put me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out.”
 

03cobra#694

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Hmmm, I don't remember seeing it. I did post a picture of it in the NSFW thread a while back.
 

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Then that might have been it. I remembered reading it not too long ago.
 

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