I told a buddy at work I was feeling like shit because I shot like shit this morning. He said, I 'd tell you to kill yourself, but you'd probably miss. That's the kind of support friends are for.
P.S. - My wife didn't see the humor in that, either. I don't know what's wrong with her.
You’re doing the Lord’s work.One of my friends is currently serving as an Army recruiter. He hates it when I send him this type of shit...So, I sent it.