4 married guys go fishing......

[Savn4Mods]

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'

Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?

Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?' And she said: 'Wear sun-block.'

 

[03LCalgaryAB]

haha thats good

 

[Sniperdog]

Oldie, but one of my favorites

 

[ssssnake]

LOL I'm up at 5:30 a.m.

 

[G2Mach1]

haha!

 

[GloomySVT]

LOL I'm up at 5:30 a.m.

epper:

 

[03cobrarocks]

LOL! Thank goodness my marriage is still fresh and young, And I never have to wake up at 5:30


one day tho I suppose...

 

[oldmodman]

My girlfriend is gone to work by then.

Plus I like to sleep until 9am.:shrug:

 

[truebluedevil02]

"fishing or sex" if I asked my wife that I would be stuck in bed all day, lol.

 

[SVT4ME]

Ouch!

 

[Darko]

Hahaha

 

[whiplash306]

Hilariously sad. I just wonder if there are a majority of men out there who truly allow themselves to be ruled to such an extent as the above joke suggests. I hear the ramblings all the time from random guys, but dismiss them as nothing more than really just being that - ramblings.

'Course, my wife is like Predator97SVT's in that I'll be worn out and too tired to go fishing if I ever posed that sort of question to her!

Either way, funny joke!

 

[bigdave03svt]

in my case..we'd have sex and both go fishing:banana:..country girls FTW