My dad complains the same way about water - “no taste.” It doesn’t taste bad if your worst complaint is “no taste.” He also downs Coke and tea like no tomorrow, has had more kidney stones than I can count, and is in terrible health.Been down that road before but Coke has been my vice. I love the taste, the sweetness, smell, the bursting tiny bubbles.
I have no other real vices but did see a need to slow down on my indulgences.
Plain water just has no taste and I like flavor.
Ok, one other vice. Homemade bread and my wife's cooking as well as my Green Egg addiction
I call him a man child. Your body needs water to function properly, just drink it.