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[tvspower]

Mary went into the jewelry store....Upon looking at the Diamond Case she heard n felt herself Fart....o my, hope nobody heard that, Mary said.
As a salesman approaches, Mary asked what the price is on a special Diamond.....The salesman with no facial expression says,
Mary, if you farted when you looked at the Diamond,
You'll SHIT if I told you the price...

 

[me32]

Lmao that was a good one

 

[RedVenom48]

Mary went into the jewelry store....Upon looking at the Diamond Case she heard n felt herself Fart....o my, hope nobody heard that, Mary said.
As a salesman approaches, Mary asked what the price is on a special Diamond.....The salesman with no facial expression says,
Mary, if you farted when you looked at the Diamond,
You'll SHIT if I told you the price...

 

[03cobra#694]

LOL, Mary will be happy.

 

[My94GT]

‘‘Twas a good laugh

 

[CobraBob]

Hope she sees this one. LOL. That one is Mary Quality!!

 

[ssssnake]

LOL, Mary will be happy.

I'm happy, except for the part where I fart LOL

 

[Sn95Snake]

Haha was a good one.

 

[MDShelby]

Lol!