Guns and Doctors (don't open if you don't like emails)

MonkeysL

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Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are
120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician
is
0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health Human Services.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups,
is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner
is
.00 0188 .
Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends
to this
alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!​
 

kirks5oh

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i hope you're joking with the above statement (idiot).

when you wreck your car, and are seriously ****ed up, don't go to the hospital--just walk it off.
 

kirks5oh

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*removed by moderator* this isnt smackdown. think his sarcasm was aimed a little more toward the gun haters buddy.

Lighten up a lil....go get laid or do something geez :poke:

i have gotten laid very recently. excuse me if i can't pick up the hidden sarcasm--just sick of bullshit e-mails like that, written by people who don't have a clue.
 

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i have gotten laid very recently. excuse me if i can't pick up the hidden sarcasm--just sick of bullshit e-mails like that, written by people who don't have a clue.

BONE CUTTER EH? WHAT, SO YOU 'RE A BUTCHER?

ACTUALLY, THE STATISTICS PRESENTED ARE SOMEWHAT ACCURATE......REMEMBER, DOCTORS JUST PRACTICE.
 

MonkeysL

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i have gotten laid very recently. excuse me if i can't pick up the hidden sarcasm--just sick of bullshit e-mails like that, written by people who don't have a clue.

please explain what is bullshit about it. you upset it's the truth guns are as dangerous as people try to make them, or the fact they aren't dangerous at all, just people are.

way to try and get e-hard on me you e-bada$$
 

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BONE CUTTER EH? WHAT, SO YOU 'RE A BUTCHER?

ACTUALLY, THE STATISTICS PRESENTED ARE SOMEWHAT ACCURATE......REMEMBER, DOCTORS JUST PRACTICE.

shit, what rock did you crawl out from under??? aren't you the sultan of smackdown?? this isn't in smackdown (yet).

i'm more of a human carpenter. "scalpel (check), drill (check), saw (check) mallet (check)"
 

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If you can blame guns for killing people, then im gonna start blaming my keyboard for mispelt werds
 

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please explain what is bullshit about it. you upset it's the truth guns are as dangerous as people try to make them, or the fact they aren't dangerous at all, just people are.

way to try and get e-hard on me you e-bada$$

most people that own guns have them stored away in locked safes and never use them.

doctors deal with life-threatening, or potentially life threatening situations in peoples' lives on a daily basis. i'm about to go into surgery today (like i do every day), and if i cut the wrong thing, the patient could die in front of my eyes.

i'm assuming you own a gun. can you honestly say that there is a chance you might accidentally kill someone with that gun today???



so the comparison being made is foolish.

there's your explanation--take all the time you need to comprehend what i have said/let it sink in.

excuse me if i get a little bit upset (over your stupidity).
 

VirtualSVT

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Just remember it doesn't matter if they graduate top in their class or bottom.

They are all called Dr.
 

MonkeysL

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HA. someone has to be at the bottom of the class

but which is the D- Dr. and which is the A+ Dr.?????

i guarantee a very very large majority of Dr.s aren't in life of death situations EVER.

the common cold or ear ache isn't very deadly
 

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