Haha, I wonder if they know they are all over the internet now. Could be the next Pam and Tommy, of course nobody cares about these two, but still. This is why I read these forums.
Yup. I wouldnt boost his ego by photoshopping him (because I bet the guy would love that...more attention) I would press charges to the highest friggin extent that I could, then kick him in the balls...twice.
That girl (I think it's a girl) has to be the UGLIEST human being I have ever seen in my life. Ever. Too bad your phone didn't come with a gun so they could both kill themselves. Who steals a cell phone, really? Like the person isn't going to have it turned off when they find that it's been stolen.