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MysticRob

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LOL, babe magnet going off his descriptions below -- very well written!

THIS TRUCK IS FOR YOU If.
If you neighbors complain about burnouts. You will love it!...they won't.
If your neighbors play loud music (you will finally be able to drown them out with something to a better tune).
If you ever envied that guy in the AXE commercial. Not anymore! That guy will be envying you for twice the amount of babes you will have chasing you.
If your bullet proofed 6.0 still broke
If you want to remind that punk revving his Honda at the light that this is freakin America!
If your girl friend says she doesn't like it, she's not lying! She knows how many women will throw their bodies at you for a ride.
If your wondering what type of quarter mile times you could run in such a truck; It all depends how many babes you have inside it at the time.
If the sounds of a turbo whistle just isn't doing it for you like it used to.
 

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