PSI87
Banned
Living on campus is the best...
Adam.L. said:1st wife - I made the mistake of marrying a high school girlfriend that my parents hated. I'm quite sure I did it only because they hated her. Shortly afterwards I learned to hate her too.
2nd wife - I met at work. Me, wife #1, and wife #2 all worked at the same place. I came home one night (from my second job) and found the two of them hanging out in my bed. After a few sessions of mattress acrobatics, I decided to switch to wife #2. That was a big mistake. Never base a relationship on sport f*cking, especially when she's into other women. And NEVER trust that any girl has taken measures to prevent procreation (No disrespect to my kids, of course). Wife #1 got pregnant by an old friend (whore), I somehow managed to get #2 pregnant while she was on the pill, and then 10 years of frustration followed.
Current girlfriend - I knew from high school (18 years ago). She's the kind of girl I knew I should hook up with years ago, but wasn't able to because she thought I was a dope fiend on some sort of death trip. (She was a ‘good’ girl, I wasn't doing so well). I'm done searching - She's turned out to be all I need, although it would be nice if she'd kind of dress like a slut now and then.
Whoops - sorry, long post. I'm bored.
The Piper said:At www.hotrussians.com, a few bucks here and there, and bam she was on the next plane over.
Lightmare said:I say "friends" of a friend because both of them came from the same friend I knew. He wasn't happy.
"WTF Lightmare takes all meh bitches!?!"
:rollseyes
Cobrasvt43 said:buddy's sister
2001BlackSVT said:It's easier than shit to meet chicks if you want to.
03 DSG Snake said:explain how :read:
2001BlackSVT said:i guess i should have been more specific... i find i meet the most chicks at school (I'm 21 and in college... and yes i paid for my cobra) It's really easy to strike up a conversation with a girl in class, and it's even easier to blatantly lie to a girl about being lost on campus (they know exactly what you're doing if it's 3/4 of the way through the semester) Work is a good place too. Shit even while driving it's doable. The gym is a good place as well as the beach... running down the boardwalk... hanging out on the pier, at one of the bars next to the water. Shit even grocery stores...
5.0 Ford Power said:Dude....I love your avatar....god I think she is freaking gorgeous.
Lightmare said:Streetbikes get the ladies...
2001BlackSVT said:loud mustangs are magnets around here... if they hear you coming, it's powerful and manly, and they love that. Give a good looking girl a little smile and chances are she'll roll down her window and say something or smile back. A guy at work had a thing with a girl he saw on the freeway on the way to work.... he held up his cell phone and mouthed the words "call me" and proceeded to try to give his number to the chick with his hands, haha, but ended pulling over and exchanging information