How many of you have Poop Knives ....

[_Snake_]

So......

I'm making cookies and needed a spatula to mix in the chips and the wife hands me this spatula that looks awfully familiar....and yes, it is the exact same one, just different color:

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She’s been holding out on you

 

[BigPoppa]

She’s been holding out on you

Would've saved a fortune in not having to buy a new toilet had I knew we had one.

 

[Gravik]

I used to suffer from turds that didn't want to meet their inevitable demise by taking the last ride down the sewer log flume. After upgrading to a toilet that summons a tsunami from Poseidon himself, we no longer worry about those little clingers blocking up the porcelain escape tunnel.

+1.

Sometimes you eat at chipotle...and the aftermath ends up being the same size as the burrito you just ate.

Sometimes you need a toilet powerful enough that you should probably wear a seat belt so you don't get sucked in as well.

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[_Snake_]

One of my employees was running late this morning and I hadn’t heard from him, which is out of character. So I sent a text to make sure he was ok....

 

[OETKB]

That's hilarious.

 

[CV355]

Do you guys sharpen your poop knives, or let them get dull?

 

[buffalosoldier]

Laser Poop Knives never need sharpening. just new batteries.

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