Silver Serpent
Banned
So we were having a chat and he asked me "Ever been to the tracks yet with your Cobra?" and I'm like "No, not until I beef up my IRS" and then he has a puzzled look on his face like uh ok. He then continues to say "You drive a Cobra, they are meant for drag racing" so I tell him "Ok tell me this, if I rev to about 5 grand and drop the clutch what will happen?" and he's like "You mean pop the clutch (with a look on his face like I don't know shit about my car)... uhh nothing will happen... maybe something will happen if you do it like 5-10 passes, but not on 1-2 passes" and so now I know he's some dumbf*ck because then I went on to tell him "Um, I can break my differential cover or halfshafts" and he continue to disagree with me thinking I'm an idiot about this thing. I ask him what's your best quarter mile time? "17 seconds flat boy!" LMAAAAAO! Then he continues to say "The Cobra is a low 13 second car, my friend has a book with all these statistics showing the 0-60 time and 1/4 mile time and the Cobra is a 13 second car" and I tell him "You sure it's my year? 2003?" Just a small rant, he's a total ricer. He then went on to say "I love how Civics sound at the tracks, they sound awesome when they shift perfect and it sounds like an automatic". What was even more funnier is he makes like 17 seconds is an accomplishment and fast. Then towards the end of the conversation I end up saying "Launching this car is hard with the IRS" and he's like "I don't know what you're talking about man, You are telling me bullshit, I've driven in Cobras and the launch isn't hard, you probably just aren't skilled enough, Let me drive the car down the quarter mile and watch me get 10 seconds" he then laughs jokingly, conversation ends.
Then as he passes by my car going home he goes "What h appened to your front grill? Someone jacked it?" and I say "No, that's how it comes like" and he says "It looks like shit, why don't you buy a grill to cover that big ass hole up?" :burn: :cuss:
Then as he passes by my car going home he goes "What h appened to your front grill? Someone jacked it?" and I say "No, that's how it comes like" and he says "It looks like shit, why don't you buy a grill to cover that big ass hole up?" :burn: :cuss: