I had some loud assholes in my dorm back in the day.
I'm a pretty laid back dude but once I get pissed the shit hits the fan. I havenet been in a fight since 9th grade. I'm asleep and these assholes come in from the bar and start ****ing with everyone in the dorm. They're running down the halls, grabbing peoples door knobs, being loud, etc. Just being total douches.
It's around 3-4 am and I hear something hit my door and then people running away. I get up and open my door and I see a chef boyardee can and ravioli on my door. I knew which room the assholes were in so I walk down there and knock on the door. I hear them giggling and snickering. They wouldn't open the door so I start kicking the door and trying to break it. That got their attention and they opened it up and I basically called all 3 of them bitches and told them I was going to kill them if they didn't cut the shit. They looked like they were gonna shit their pants but I didn't care as long as they'd quit.
I go back to my dorm and as soon as I lay down I see a shadow below my door and hear something. I jump up and open my door so hard I thought I was going to break my wrist. I see one of the guys on the ground with a towel cleaning my door. He looked up and had to have thought I was going to kick him in the face. I just slam the door and went back to bed.
The best thing was the dick sucker was in my comp class and this was the 2nd or 3rd week of the year. lol Everytime I'd see him he'd look away and never make eye contact with him. No problems for the rest of the year.
I'm a pretty laid back dude but once I get pissed the shit hits the fan. I havenet been in a fight since 9th grade. I'm asleep and these assholes come in from the bar and start ****ing with everyone in the dorm. They're running down the halls, grabbing peoples door knobs, being loud, etc. Just being total douches.
It's around 3-4 am and I hear something hit my door and then people running away. I get up and open my door and I see a chef boyardee can and ravioli on my door. I knew which room the assholes were in so I walk down there and knock on the door. I hear them giggling and snickering. They wouldn't open the door so I start kicking the door and trying to break it. That got their attention and they opened it up and I basically called all 3 of them bitches and told them I was going to kill them if they didn't cut the shit. They looked like they were gonna shit their pants but I didn't care as long as they'd quit.
I go back to my dorm and as soon as I lay down I see a shadow below my door and hear something. I jump up and open my door so hard I thought I was going to break my wrist. I see one of the guys on the ground with a towel cleaning my door. He looked up and had to have thought I was going to kick him in the face. I just slam the door and went back to bed.
The best thing was the dick sucker was in my comp class and this was the 2nd or 3rd week of the year. lol Everytime I'd see him he'd look away and never make eye contact with him. No problems for the rest of the year.
