Justice ! Wait til you guys read this one

[4a7191a]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/29/burglar-stuck-in-chimney-dies-after-homeowner-lights-fire/

Cliffs..... Burglar got BBQ'd

 

[MysticRob]

That is awesome!!
But since it happened in CA I fully expect the burglar's family to sue the homeowner for wrongful death and win a large sum.

 

[derklug]

So much for Santa's dry run.

 

[hunterp]

The article didn't mention if it was mesquite or apple wood

 

[Brutal Metal]

The article didn't mention if it was mesquite or apple wood

In Cali maybe hickory or oak...

 

[VegasMichael]

First flue death of the season. Poor guy was just burning up.

 

[CobraBob]

What a way to go. Trapped, can't move, and slow roasting. Wow!

 

[silver03svt]

What a way to go. Trapped, can't move, and slow roasting. Wow!

Now he knows how an oven-stuffer roaster feels like.

 

[Sn95Snake]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes!

 

[CobraBob]

Now he knows how an oven-stuffer roaster feels like.

Yep.

Latest report said he died of smoke inhalation and burns. He apparently had been stuck inside the chimney for 24 hours, planning to burglarize the home. 19 year old kid named Cody Caldwell.

 

[FourSixPony]

What if he was trying to be Santa and was going to leave the guy a present. The world may never know.

 

[32ValveRom]

That is awesome!!
But since it happened in CA I fully expect the burglar's family to sue the homeowner for wrongful death and win a large sum.

Same thing I was thinking

 

[HEMIHUNTER]

Darwin Candidate

 

[SID297]

Darwin Candidate

Seriously, just break a window.

 

[GT Premi]

Was that reporter holding back laughter?? I'm pretty sure the dude yelled for help as soon as he heard someone come in the house. If it was one of these homicidal SVTP members that love to talk about how they would kill somebody, the homeowner probably lit the fire on purpose and only called the fire department because his house filled up with smoke.

 

[Stroszek]

I have to wonder if this Cody Caldwell was CARB compliant. Someone in California is thinking this, I'm sure.

 

[ssj4sadie]

First flue death of the season. Poor guy was just burning up.

I ****ing lost it here. Between this and your descriptive writing skills...either you're csd or should become a novelist.

 

[thomas91169]

Was that reporter holding back laughter?? I'm pretty sure the dude yelled for help as soon as he heard someone come in the house. If it was one of these homicidal SVTP members that love to talk about how they would kill somebody, the homeowner probably lit the fire on purpose and only called the fire department because his house filled up with smoke.

lol are you ****ing serious?

Dude probably didnt know the homeowner was home until the smoke started trickling up in his nose. Id imagine he went in head first too so he got to see his death coming at him slowly.

That is awesome!!
But since it happened in CA I fully expect the burglar's family to sue the homeowner for wrongful death and win a large sum.

Homeowner (or the insurance) should then counter-sue family for smoke damages. "Looks like the house is totaled and will need to be demo'd and rebuilt from the ground up."

 

[Fox-4]

Justice, served at 325 degrees.

 

[SID297]

lol are you ****ing serious?

Dude probably didnt know the homeowner was home until the smoke started trickling up in his nose. Id imagine he went in head first too so he got to see his death coming at him slowly.



Homeowner (or the insurance) should then counter-sue family for smoke damages. "Looks like the house is totaled and will need to be demo'd and rebuilt from the ground up."

Blood from a turnip.