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A missionary was recently killed when he tried to approach an ancient tribe that is considered to be the most isolated in the world. They have never had any contact with the outside world and are known to murder anyone who tries.
I was trying to explain this the other night. Was probably drunk.
I read that story too. They killed him and buried him on the beach now it's turned into a whole big deal trying to get his body back.
Oh wow, got it. Thanks
Guys are friggin' killing it lately. LOL.
Ahhh see i just had no idea what she looked like. I was like 13 when that shit happened, not exactly at the top of a teenagers priority list lolol
I don’t even know when it happened. Maybe 10 years ago or so.
I got kicked out of College Gameday for holding a sign that said "Casey Anthony went to Oklahoma" (after they already took my first one away and I made another one)
...and Maximus said to Commodus, "the time for honoring yourself will soon come to an end."
...and Maximus said to Commodus, "the time for honoring yourself will soon come to an end."
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This is one a guy I went to HS with had a few years back. “I farted on Bob Costas pillow”
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Sentinelese dessert, I hope the indian govt shuts down any attempt of redeeming their tresspassing food corpse
Yep, dude made his bed. Should have never been there.
The arrogance of trying to force a religeon on the worlds last truly isolated tribe just floors me, leave em the **** alone lol
A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "There was only $25 in your account". "I know, said the old man, but let me tell you about my great weekend!"
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "There was only $25 in your account". "I know, said the old man, but let me tell you about my great weekend!"
Those ****ers haven't figured out how to make fire yet. On top of that preacher man could have killed them all with the common cold.
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