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  1. Tunedprt91

    Tunedprt91 Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Tell us how he got started making it.
     
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    jsd512 Wannabe Ghostbuster Established Member

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  3. 7998

    7998 Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Well hell man, tell the story, we all can't wait around for Allen to buy a Mustang and join the forum.
     
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  4. Outlaw99

    Outlaw99 Join us. Moderator

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    He graduated college with an engineering degree, and went to work for a manufacturing company that employs a chemical with a similar smell. Him and a buddy got to thinking one day about making their own and selling it just for fun, as a side gig. They played with the recipe of the chemical and Liquid Ass was born. fast forward a few years, He was able to retire from engineering and is now the Ass Man. He wont say what chemical or secret ingredient he uses. Being the Ass Man, he was able to start some patents for a vacuum system for a CNC and Router machine. He and his buddy are doing well. I went over to his house one day and he was making turds. Most realistic turds I have ever seen. Corn and hair in it. He bakes 100 at a time.

    Hes been on the howard stern show, how mandel and a few others. His warehouse is behind his house, thats where we rehearsed and that is where production is. Twice a year, his friend will come down from indiana and they will make liquid ass and distribute it. Its truly the most horrid, disgusting smell.

    When I worked at a dealership a few years back, I would go into the bathroom and spray it. The company had the plumbing dug up and reinstalled new plumbing because they thought it was backing up.

    It will make you gag. They have 3 different smells. One is a puke smell and its nasty too. Get you a bottle or two and have fun.
     
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    Deceptive Would Smash Premium Member Established Member

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  7. apex svt

    apex svt MEAN STREAK Established Member

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    So besides nudity what are the rules in here? I have been sent a few terrible memes would like to know before posting.
     
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    Tifosi2003GT Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Be dark my friend.. You will get many likes
     
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    PhoenixM3 Hello Kitty Slayer Established Member

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    Black Memes Matter?
     
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    BOOGIE MAN Logic and Reason Established Member

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  11. apex svt

    apex svt MEAN STREAK Established Member

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    Going to hell for this one...

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    Hahaha!!! Winning!!!^^^^
     
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    Those were good. I find 9/11 memes a little disheartening, but so be it.

    I gave you a like!
     
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    DSG2003Mach1 Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    yikes but lol.

    There was some teenage girl around here that was in a horrific accident texting while driving, lucky to survive. Months and months later she's finally able to drive again, does the same thing but doesn't live this time
     
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    God is up there like:
     
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    STLR FN The Patriots' Bitches Established Member

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    Dude you maybe the new bus driver to hell after posting some of those...lol
     
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    STLR FN The Patriots' Bitches Established Member

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    Dude you maybe the new bus driver to hell after posting some of those, if not you at least got the co-pilots seat...lol
     
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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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  20. HISSMAN

    HISSMAN The Great Bearded One Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I would smash that pumpkin
     
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