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]sVt[Po|son;9228317 said:
Not a picture/video but thought this should be posted here.


Just try
reading this without laughing till you cry!!!


Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the
wife.
A guy who purchased
his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary
submitted this:

Last weekend I saw
something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my
interest.

The occasion was
our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little
something extra for my wife Julie. What I came
across was a
100,000-volt,
pocket/purse- sized tazer.

The effects of the tazer were supposed to be
short lived, with no
long-term
adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time
to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the
device and brought it home.

Apparently I had
crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for
sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a
faint smoke cloud above my
head,
which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my
testicles and I'm offering a significant reward
for their safe return!

P.s... My wife can't stop laughing about my
experience, loved the gift
and
now regularly threatens me with it!

I have not cried of laughter in a while :lol:
 

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