Parenting: The Hard Times
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Power wheels ftw. My parents provided nicely but couldn't afford such toys when me and my sister were at the power wheels age. My dad always wanted to get one too. He's getting my daughter one in a few years when she's old enough.
They're a lot better off than all of my friends parents now, but the mid 80's was tough on a lot of people.
They're a lot better off than all of my friends parents now, but the mid 80's was tough on a lot of people.
All parents have to decide at least once, do we throw the clothes away or try to clean them....
haha
haha
Peepee teepee, buy them, you'll be glad you did.
i can send you some of our used ones?
*machine washed
I touched poop with my bare hands a few months ago. As I was changing my son he reached down with both hands and ripped his diaper out. Sending a turd flying. I grabbed it before he could.
The joys of Being a parent lol
The joys of Being a parent lol
Don't ask how - I don't actually know - but my son managed to fling fresh shit into my beard. That was the worst one I can remember. When he was really little, right before we transitioned from NB diapers to 1's, you would feel your chest get warm as he was laying on you and know immediately that you were covered in pee. First-world parenting problems.
He's 11 months old now and all I can do is laugh about all the times he's had blowouts so bad that I elected to give him a bath rather than try to use half a case of wipes to clean him up, all the times he's peed on me, or all the times I've been covered in spitup.
He's 11 months old now and all I can do is laugh about all the times he's had blowouts so bad that I elected to give him a bath rather than try to use half a case of wipes to clean him up, all the times he's peed on me, or all the times I've been covered in spitup.
Damn...worst I've had to deal with is weiner dog diarrhea on a hardwood floor!
That's hilarious, my son would pee as soon as the diaper would come off and it would ark onto his face. I think the worst is when they are crying and there is nothing that will calm them, that is tough.
I was the first to be peed on in the family, however, my wife has caught the poopies.
One day after his bath she holding him (appox 4mo) and drying him off while grabbing a onesie, well he diarrhea right through the towel, her shirt and all over her pants. Luckily she kept it from hitting the carpet.
Grandma was the first to receive the floating pickle when bathing him!
One day after his bath she holding him (appox 4mo) and drying him off while grabbing a onesie, well he diarrhea right through the towel, her shirt and all over her pants. Luckily she kept it from hitting the carpet.
Grandma was the first to receive the floating pickle when bathing him!
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Hopefully you don't pull out like you spell or you'll be having a kid real soon.
For all the puke, piss, poop, snot and half chewed food I have touched in the last 1.5 year... its all totally worth it. We go to car shows, watch mustang videos, hike, bike, ski, swim and whatever else.
Just had to add that.
Just had to add that.
Fun times to look forward to. Our son was born yesterday afternoon. Already have had poop on me. Lol
Auto correct fail. Need to make sure Siri doesn't change something else. But I cannot change it for the lolz.
We are having our first baby in February after trying for 6 years. I'll be 37 and my wife will be 38. I'm worried but excited. It's amazing how things work. I can't wait. Can anyone recommend one thing you couldn't live without with a baby? Certain type monitor etc? My head is spinning for all the things I need to buy. We find out what we're having this week.
I feel for you. I'm 37 and wife is 35.
So many things to buy. What a learning experience so far.
Congrats!!! We gave up and were starting to look into adoption when she got pregnant. I'm on edge every doctor visit praying the baby is ok. Had the downs testing done because of our age and it all looked good so far. Any suggestions on any products from cribs to strollers appreciated. I can't wait to get one of those Simpson race seat car seats lol.
Congratulations! My wife and I were in the same boat last year. We went to a baby store called buy buy baby, they walked us around and recommended certain things we would need. I would also like to mention a word about preeclampsia. My wife had this with our son and it is a very serious condition. Research on this and you make sure you keep an eye on your wife's blood pressure and any swelling headaches and so on.
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