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Love a good K9 take down
Getting brought down by a K9 has never been anywhere near the top of my “List of things to do today.”
As someone on reddit once said...
Anyone who flees on foot when the cops have a dog is a god damned moron.
At that point, you can either go to prison, or go to the hospital and then go to prison. You're not going to outrun any German Shepherd, and chasing and biting people is literally this specific dog's favorite thing. Mother****er loves to bite people. He's probably spent most of his life, since he was a puppy, being trained to chase and bite mother****ers. This shit is like the Super Bowl and Grad night all rolled together for him.
You see how he's pulling on his harness? He's like "****ING, LET ME GO! LET ME BITE HIM! **** YOU! **** YOU I'M A DOG! I'M A DOOOOOOG **** YOOOOU! I'M GONNA **** YOU UP AS SOON AS HE LETS GO OF ME I SWEAR TO GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME GO LET ME GO IWANNABITEHIMSOBAD LET ME GO LETME****INGGOOOOOOOO"
He does that every time, and his handler pretty much NEVER lets him do his thing. And now, this time, miraculously, he has. He's let go of the harness, and now this majestic beast is at last fulfilling his purpose as a living missile, and my god is he ever thrilled about it.
And you, with your stumpy little human legs, overabundance of slow twitch muscle fibers, and soft, delicate skin, are going to try to run from this 80 lb mass of muscle and enthusiasm with a bear trap on the end? Good luck, you stupid, stupid asshole. I'll see you in the Timothy Treadwell Memorial Ward for People Who Predictably Had Their Shit Ruined by Large Predators. Shine on, you idiotic diamond.
Anyone who flees on foot when the cops have a dog is a god damned moron.
At that point, you can either go to prison, or go to the hospital and then go to prison. You're not going to outrun any German Shepherd, and chasing and biting people is literally this specific dog's favorite thing. Mother****er loves to bite people. He's probably spent most of his life, since he was a puppy, being trained to chase and bite mother****ers. This shit is like the Super Bowl and Grad night all rolled together for him.
You see how he's pulling on his harness? He's like "****ING, LET ME GO! LET ME BITE HIM! **** YOU! **** YOU I'M A DOG! I'M A DOOOOOOG **** YOOOOU! I'M GONNA **** YOU UP AS SOON AS HE LETS GO OF ME I SWEAR TO GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME GO LET ME GO IWANNABITEHIMSOBAD LET ME GO LETME****INGGOOOOOOOO"
He does that every time, and his handler pretty much NEVER lets him do his thing. And now, this time, miraculously, he has. He's let go of the harness, and now this majestic beast is at last fulfilling his purpose as a living missile, and my god is he ever thrilled about it.
And you, with your stumpy little human legs, overabundance of slow twitch muscle fibers, and soft, delicate skin, are going to try to run from this 80 lb mass of muscle and enthusiasm with a bear trap on the end? Good luck, you stupid, stupid asshole. I'll see you in the Timothy Treadwell Memorial Ward for People Who Predictably Had Their Shit Ruined by Large Predators. Shine on, you idiotic diamond.
I love those K-9s, too. They're amazing....awesome! Great family dogs, too.
watching police dogs take down assholes is one of my favorite things ever
Who's a good boy??
DP site is acting squirelly.
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