Question for the married folks

[03cobra#694]

My rule is that if your significant other can't do both in front of you without losing respect or attracting to them you've married the wrong person.

Bingo, 100 internets to you sir.

 

[blk02edge]

5 years together Ive heard her fart once.

 

[Bearbo]

5 years together Ive heard her fart once.

That will change newlywed.

 

[CobraBob]

It's gross but sometimes both ppl need the bathroom.

Intimacy isn't always about sex unfortunately

Which is why most have a guest bathroom near the master bathroom. LOL.

 

[Screw-Rice]

My rule is that if your significant other can't do both in front of you without losing respect or attracting to them you've married the wrong person.

I'm sorry but she could be a 10 that is a perfect match, however all that will be replaced with the image of her facial expression as she pumps a hot sauce fueled, grease lined grumpy that sounds like a 4 stroke with a fouled plug. Some boundaries don't get crossed.

 

[bluebosss197]

OP you must have had a weird experience. Please share it.

 

[Adower]

Neither.

Obviously I know when she is in the bathroom. However, I’ve never been in the same room as her when she handles her business.

 

[Coiled03]

When I was married, I had no issue with it if she did either in front of me. My ex, however, had issues with me doing it in front of her.

 

[HudsonFalcon]

Both and if I'm not home she'll text me.

 

[ON D BIT]

Seeing some of these answers one would think they would not clean up after there spouse in extreme injury illness.

So much for love and devotion these days. I want my quality time then they are on their own. Shaking my head.

 

[Dusten]

Neither. Ever. And I been married to her for 30+ years. Gotta have some limits somewhere. Damn guys.

My wife refuses to use the downstairs bathroom, so if i am showering or busy upstairs she'll poop in their.

 

[Blown 89]

I'm sorry but she could be a 10 that is a perfect match, however all that will be replaced with the image of her facial expression as she pumps a hot sauce fueled, grease lined grumpy that sounds like a 4 stroke with a fouled plug. Some boundaries don't get crossed.

You have a gift with words lol

 

[Skitzerman]

Need fart/shart in that poll. My GF still won't let me gaze upon a loaf she's delivered. Since we have three bathrooms in the house, there is no chance of that happening.

 

[Screw-Rice]

Seeing some of these answers one would think they would not clean up after there spouse in extreme injury illness.

So much for love and devotion these days. I want my quality time then they are on their own. Shaking my head.

So not wanting to watch your spouse drop a load as you brush your teeth, is equal to not being there when there is a real need?

Do you watch your wife puke when she runs to the bathroom?

 

[Screw-Rice]

You have a gift with words lol

I have my moments lol

 

[ssj4sadie]

I’ll **** with my wife and reach in and flip the vent switch when she’s dropping a deuce. If I don’t check the roll before a deuce and I need a refill assist she’ll leave the door open for the dogs to come investigate. So basically we **** with each other, not shit and talk about our day.

 

[Double"O"]

I've never seen her take a dump and she have seen me do it once.

I prefer to shit in solitude so I can get away from my kids and read bassmaster in silence for 5 mins while i Revell in my own stench

 

[ON D BIT]

So not wanting to watch your spouse drop a load as you brush your teeth, is equal to not being there when there is a real need?

Do you watch your wife puke when she runs to the bathroom?

Not at all.

The responses to this thread seem to say to me, I never want to be anywhere near my wife when needing to go or in the bathroom.

If that’s not the case, I retract my comment.

 

[Booky]

Been married 14 years and neither of us have any urge to watch the other do their business.

Maybe we are strange, but it works for us.

 

[_Snake_]

Says the guy from Tennessee, not as bad as West Virginia though.

My wife is from West Virginia. LMAO