Question for the married folks
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I hate warm milk. I heard that Henry Ford drank it daily.
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My wife and I prefer and respect bathroom privacy.
I wouldn't try to base a sense of "normality" from something that will vary drastically from couple to couple depending on personalities and comfort levels. You have to consider, there are couples out there that find that sort of thing arousing. That's normal to them. Everything is relative.
I wouldn't try to base a sense of "normality" from something that will vary drastically from couple to couple depending on personalities and comfort levels. You have to consider, there are couples out there that find that sort of thing arousing. That's normal to them. Everything is relative.
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She does #1 in front of me, but rarely, cuz she knows I don't care for it.
I knew a family that left the door open when anyone used the bathroom. They only shut it for showers.
I knew a family that left the door open when anyone used the bathroom. They only shut it for showers.
What's #2 again?
I wasn't sure so I checked with the wife. She says first base is necking and #2 is when you cop a boob feel through the shirt and bra while taking a crap.
Eh. It’s not as good as you’d think. My wife and I were chatting about marriage and wondered what was “normal.” Curiosity got the better of me and this seemed like the best place to ask, especially after the poop knife thread.
Do you and your wife have separate poop knives?
I can go through a roll of TP in 2 days. Wife pays the grocery bill. She doesn’t bitch and I keep paying the mortgage. Works for us.
As for the actual thread question...I’ll pee anywhere anytime in front of anyone. When it’s #2 time, door gets shut and if I’m downstairs, it gets locked. My 3 year old will open the bathroom door and say “daddy using the potty!” Privacy requires locks these days. Wife on the other hand, doesn’t like peeing in front of anyone. She’s got some weird phobia about it or something. I dunno...I don’t ask.
We poop in peace in our house. I like to have a seat for long periods of time so she lets me be.
As far as taking a leak? I pee outside all the time and if she needs to pee while we are driving a long distance we sometimes have to take a bush squat pit stop on the side of the road. At the house its a closed door policy like the poop time.
Married for 6 years with a 6 month old.
As far as taking a leak? I pee outside all the time and if she needs to pee while we are driving a long distance we sometimes have to take a bush squat pit stop on the side of the road. At the house its a closed door policy like the poop time.
Married for 6 years with a 6 month old.
Married 25 years here. I have no urge to watch the wifey sling a deuce. But if I need to get into the master bath while she’s birthing a log then I’ll walk in, get what I need, and leave. Same for her. We don’t discuss log sizes or anything ( or text photos of said logs like Hudson ) 
oh - and I ALWAYS flip on the fan on my way out and make a comment about the stink she made. She loves when I do that.
oh - and I ALWAYS flip on the fan on my way out and make a comment about the stink she made. She loves when I do that.
we've been married 6 years and she still won't do neither in front of me. I can understand #2, but she doesn't want me around when she's #1 because she's got about 90 psi behind that thing and makes all kinda racket
Nah. I get the whole "you should be comfortable and secure with each other", but there's nothing attractive about watching your SO poop her brains out. There are doors on bathrooms for a reason, have some privacy, and let them do their thing.
I was weirded out by this thought when I was younger because an older fellow made mention of it. But in all reality, if it's good enough for a baby then I don't get the stigma around it for an adult. It's just milk, it's not like it's gerber baby formula.
I was weirded out by this thought when I was younger because an older fellow made mention of it. But in all reality, if it's good enough for a baby then I don't get the stigma around it for an adult. It's just milk, it's not like it's gerber baby formula.
There are few things every man needs to experience before hitting the dirt.... driving a manual, having a beard, a fight, riding a motorcycle and a nice steamy pile on your chest from a 8+/10 gal.
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