Here's a simple way of determining where a Northerner is from:
1) Are they angry?
If Yes - Likely New England, excluding Maine
2) If they drop the f-bomb, does is end with "ACK" or "OCK?"
3) Does everything they say end with an upward inflection, like a question?
- ACK = Boston
- OCK = NY
If Yes - Great Lakes Region
4) Do they seem like a lost Canadian?
Maine. Definitely Maine.
5) Can they drive decently?
If no, most likely Rhode Island
6) If you yell out "screw the Red Sox," do they throw a glass bottle at you?
Yes - Masshole / NE CT
No - NY / SW CT
7) If you yell out "STOP. THIS IS THE SANDWICH POLICE!"
If they drop everything and lay on the ground, definitely Cape area
8) If they face is planted firmly on DeBlasio's ass:
Definitely a New Yoh'kah
Being angry and swearing too much is a built-in requirement for Massholes.
Oh and to stay on topic, I'll have 2 chicken quesadillas with extra sauce and a cheesy gordita crunch. Thanks.