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Text a girl and ask her if "you can smash"

Discussion in 'Road Side Pub' started by 06mustangsixer, Jan 12, 2011.

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  1. 06mustangsixer

    06mustangsixer CalloutsNOLA Established Member

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    so basically the thing is you text a girl in your phone and ask them if you can smash. heres an example i sent my sisters roomate.

    me: so when u wanna smash
    olivia: huh?
    me: u kno when u gonna let me beat dem cheaks?
    olivia: are you high?
    me: nope
    olivia: ok you know not to speak to me like that
    olivia: you should have asked "when do i get to throw you up against the wall?"
    me: so when do i get to throw you up against the wall
    olivia: when i get back
     
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    txyaloo New Member Established Member

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  3. 06mustangsixer

    06mustangsixer CalloutsNOLA Established Member

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    o.. well lock it then :p
     
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    Camaro_94 Brown Recluse Slayer Established Member

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    That thread was epic. lol
     
  5. Outlaw99

    Outlaw99 Join us. Moderator Premium Member

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    the texts need to be screen shot'd so no one can lie.

    I will do this tommorow during the day.
     
  6. 06mustangsixer

    06mustangsixer CalloutsNOLA Established Member

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    1783de02.jpg
     
  7. Outlaw99

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    WIN !!

    mine will be somewhat x rated.i will have to black out some parts since this is in roadside.
     
  8. KingBlack

    KingBlack I'm more stupid than I post Established Member

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    dont black out the cash offer. i kinda want to know how much you offered to pay
    :beer:

    just kidding man
     
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    i wont charge them too much.:lol1:
     
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    Fox-4 OFFICER BARBRADY Established Member

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    Nb4sd?
     
  11. Finaltheorem47

    Finaltheorem47 I'm a Lead Farmer Established Member

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    :lol::lol:
     
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    oldmodman Well-Known Member Established Member

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    I just clicked on here to see the kitten pop up out of the empty chips can.
     
  14. RDJ

    RDJ ZERO shits given Established Member

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    OP should be required to start all of his threads in smackdown.
     
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    N2DAMYSTIC WAS THERE A BILL OF SALE Established Member

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    LOL! May daughter loves that GIF and I always show it to her when I run across it on here. That and the GIF Kat has of her Kitty.
     
  16. RDJ

    RDJ ZERO shits given Established Member

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    I think the object was to text a real girl, not your spare phone
     
  17. nckissfan

    nckissfan Nevermore Established Member

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    that old thread had me laughing on a daily basis.
     
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    FORD4U New Member Established Member

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    i think this should continue or the old one brought back up,
     
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    low03tb THUNDER UP! Established Member

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    God I remember that thread...EPIC! I'm going through it again and I'm on page 11 and I can't stop laughing
     
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    SpectorV Active Member Established Member

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    that orig thread needs to kick back up and keep going
     
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