Cobra and GT vs. Dodge Stratus
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At 9:50 this evening I recived a frantic phone call from my lady.
Holly: "This drunk bitch almost killed me, take down this info....."
Womack:"Follow that c.u.n.t, I will be there in 5 minutes......"
Holly: "Hurry before she hits another guard rail or kills someone....."
Womack:" Am I going to have to choke a bitch????"
I left the house and ran them down in Sachse. As I followed this whore, she lost 2 hubcaps, hit curbs on both sides of 78. As we approched Wylie, I got beside her and started screaming at this hole to pull over. I forced her to head into the lovely neighborhoods of Woodbridge.
Drunk ****: "I can loose him, loose....llllloooooossssseeeee thats a sill word...ha, aha aaaahahahahahah"
Womack: "Look at this bitch in a stratus trying to drag me........"
Afterabout 10 minutes of tearing up the streets, she pulled into a driveway. I jump out of the car, and what happened next can only be described as one my best rants ever.
Anyone who knows me can imagine what I said, but for the rest of you....
Womack: "Hey ****, I hope you have faith, cause armageddon just arrived. You stupid drunk bitch, **** you, your mother, and the unborn eggs inside that 50 year old boot you call your body. I hope your you get hit by a drunk driver on Christmas day. You almost killed the love of my life you CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT. You stupid midget ****er.@!#$%%@@$%^&&&(!)*&@&@#$@!$$@%*())"
Drunk ****: "......:cryying: :cryying: :beer: ....."
People began to come out of the houses. Some of them will never be the same after hearing the phrases that came out of my mouth. As I turn to tell them to calm them, bolts again.
I give chase again for another 10 minutes until she finally finds the way out os suburbian hell. As she makes her way back to 78, and certian civil danger, I power beside her to wreck her. As i get ready to take out her ass, The red and blue lights turned on beside me.
As I filled out a report with Sachse's finest, This drunk **** was falling all over herself durring the field sobriety test. The Police thanked us for our help, and sent us on our way...........
Holly amazed me with her driving skill by applying pressure and blocking when needed, while being on the phone with the cops the whole time.
The one time a woman driving on the phone did something good, go figure.
on a final note.... If you drink and drive like a c.u.n.t: Be prepared to be called one........
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At 9:50 this evening I recived a frantic phone call from my lady.
Holly: "This drunk bitch almost killed me, take down this info....."
Womack:"Follow that c.u.n.t, I will be there in 5 minutes......"
Holly: "Hurry before she hits another guard rail or kills someone....."
Womack:" Am I going to have to choke a bitch????"
I left the house and ran them down in Sachse. As I followed this whore, she lost 2 hubcaps, hit curbs on both sides of 78. As we approched Wylie, I got beside her and started screaming at this hole to pull over. I forced her to head into the lovely neighborhoods of Woodbridge.
Drunk ****: "I can loose him, loose....llllloooooossssseeeee thats a sill word...ha, aha aaaahahahahahah"
Womack: "Look at this bitch in a stratus trying to drag me........"
Afterabout 10 minutes of tearing up the streets, she pulled into a driveway. I jump out of the car, and what happened next can only be described as one my best rants ever.
Anyone who knows me can imagine what I said, but for the rest of you....
Womack: "Hey ****, I hope you have faith, cause armageddon just arrived. You stupid drunk bitch, **** you, your mother, and the unborn eggs inside that 50 year old boot you call your body. I hope your you get hit by a drunk driver on Christmas day. You almost killed the love of my life you CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT. You stupid midget ****er.@!#$%%@@$%^&&&(!)*&@&@#$@!$$@%*())"
Drunk ****: "......:cryying: :cryying: :beer: ....."
People began to come out of the houses. Some of them will never be the same after hearing the phrases that came out of my mouth. As I turn to tell them to calm them, bolts again.
I give chase again for another 10 minutes until she finally finds the way out os suburbian hell. As she makes her way back to 78, and certian civil danger, I power beside her to wreck her. As i get ready to take out her ass, The red and blue lights turned on beside me.
As I filled out a report with Sachse's finest, This drunk **** was falling all over herself durring the field sobriety test. The Police thanked us for our help, and sent us on our way...........
Holly amazed me with her driving skill by applying pressure and blocking when needed, while being on the phone with the cops the whole time.
The one time a woman driving on the phone did something good, go figure.
on a final note.... If you drink and drive like a c.u.n.t: Be prepared to be called one........
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