Well my wife just yelled at me for getting pubes in her $30 bar of soap so I guess some things are sacred LOL.
Question for the married folks
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Separate knives would be a waste. But having one near each restroom is just common sense.
Married 25 years here. I have no urge to watch the wifey sling a deuce. But if I need to get into the master bath while she’s birthing a log then I’ll walk in, get what I need, and leave. Same for her. We don’t discuss log sizes or anything ( or text photos of said logs like Hudson )oh - and I ALWAYS flip on the fan on my way out and make a comment about the stink she made. She loves when I do that.
Ah hahahahahahaha!
Pretty much sums up me and mine. 19 years in July for us.
However, I might be guilty of requiring her to inspect the quality of my dispatch from time to time.
She is disgusted, but always complies for some reason.
lolol
Number one for both of us. She will announce when she has to take a dump but I don’t need to see that and we have multiple bathrooms in the house and she has a whole bedroom as a make up room to get ready in so no real reason for overlap where one person is getting ready and the other needs to dump in the same bathroom.
I was right with ya... until the last one...
Whenever I need a reminder that I'm somewhat normal, I come and read some threads in Road Side
30$ for a bar of soap?
Let me tell yall poo poureti does wonders for the smell.
Poo-Pourri, Before You Go Toilet Spray – Poo~Pourri
Poo-Pourri, Before You Go Toilet Spray – Poo~Pourri
No she doesn't. Not normally at least, she did once in a gift shop bathroom somewhere in the mountains because the door didn't lock and she wanted me to hold it.
Also, if you lady is peeing, she is probably pooping too. That's how girls do it, they drop a small nug every time they go pee so they are never full/never empty.
They will deny this until they are blue in the face but they are lying.
Also, if you lady is peeing, she is probably pooping too. That's how girls do it, they drop a small nug every time they go pee so they are never full/never empty.
They will deny this until they are blue in the face but they are lying.
Ha ha. That is hilarious!
I went to the wife to test your theory. She denied the whole scenario completely and called me an idiot. In the past when she has resorted to calling me names she has quite often been less than fully honest.
So, it turns out you are 100% correct in everything you said.
Thanks for telling it true and all the best to you.
PS I just told my wife what I wrote and she called you an idiot as well. Double name call....doubly sure now that she was lying about the nugs. You nailed it!
Lol I'm laughing so hard at this lol.
Been with Tanya almost 4 years now
Lived together since week 3. Literally.
Have never spectated such an event, and vice versa with her.
As stated above, some thing stay private. That’s why you buy a house with multiple bathrooms....
Lived together since week 3. Literally.
Have never spectated such an event, and vice versa with her.
As stated above, some thing stay private. That’s why you buy a house with multiple bathrooms....
Wife and I have been married almost 3 years, but have lived with each other for 8-9 years. With that said I've heard, seen and smelt it all unfortunately. This comes from having a one bathroom apartment to a two bathroom house. Don't get me wrong fellas, if I can avoid the scene then I'm all for it, but sometimes shit happens.
My wife also leaves the door open a crack while I lock the bathroom like Ft Knox. Her excuse is that she wants to know where the kids are at all times while I prefer to catch up on some light reading while my legs go numb.
My wife also leaves the door open a crack while I lock the bathroom like Ft Knox. Her excuse is that she wants to know where the kids are at all times while I prefer to catch up on some light reading while my legs go numb.
Yup, for one bar. It doesn't give BJ's or cook dinner it's just soap. Soap that has now been pubed.
What so special about it?
I'm guessing the shape.
its made from human fat
It has goat milk in it jeff. It doesn't taste like it though.......i've heard....
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