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Bruh…. That looked like a couple of 5 gallon plastic bags duct tapped together…. :LOL:
I think that was the pilot chute that was supposed to deploy his main…. LMFAO, ****ing Darwin shit right there, homemade rig/parachute, and base jumping with no altitude whatsoever that would have given him at least a few moments to sort any malfunctions.
 

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I think that was the pilot chute that was supposed to deploy his main…. LMFAO, ****ing Darwin shit right there, homemade rig/parachute, and base jumping with no altitude whatsoever that would have given him at least a few moments to sort any malfunctions.
That chute was like Walmart bag quality. We all know how thin those are - lol.


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Bystander shot the robber and left. I love it.

It also looks like the bystander was a decent shot. Respect.
We don’t **** around in H-town Texas! About a year ago a patron in a restaurant domed a robber and left after. Though he did later come forward and he did not face any charges.
 

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I think that was the pilot chute that was supposed to deploy his main…. LMFAO, ****ing Darwin shit right there, homemade rig/parachute, and base jumping with no altitude whatsoever that would have given him at least a few moments to sort any malfunctions.
Looked like he had the pilot tether routed through his right shoulder strap and pinned to his body. Dumbass.
 

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I watched it again and saw that plus it looks like the line to the pilot shoot is tied in a knot in the middle, like it isn't one single line. Not sure if that's actually critical, but I wouldn't be jumping with any compromised lines or harnesses.

The Austrailian guy at the end that's filming says "Oh ****" and it reminded me of Shane Gillis' Aussie impression. It's almost spot on.
 

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