DISCLAIMER: This bike is a total vagina magnet. No Joke. I didn't powder coat the shit pink because i thought it was "fresh yo" i did it because it's a scientific fact that girls are retarded and attracted to bright, shiny objects. it's basically simple math/semantics. You will get laid, as long as you're not a hideous chud. But be warned, much like a MKIV toyota supra this thing attracts some serious dick too, maybe that's your thing, no judging. It also attracts the long arm of the law as well. If you buy this bike you take on the responsibility of snapping necks and the countless compliments and questions you WILL get from the flat-brimmed Ken Block group of faggotry-induced 17 year old Bro's that want to be your friend. Your girlfriend will want to ride on the back 24/7, but since you get the solo seat cover as well you can tell her to go do some dishes, like she should be doing. Or Hell, buy it for her so you two can cruise. I don't care. Thanks.
Where is this pussy magnet, where do you keep it?
Verry NIIIICEEEEEEEEEE.
So i decided to message him about his bike just to see what he says and this is what i got.
Me: Nice pink bike pussy.
Sent from my purple Ninja
Him: Thanks, your mom really likes it.
Me: You know what else my mom likes? Shopping and rainbows. I bet you like those too fruit cake.
Him: You're really funny. Waterbury, CT isn't too far from here ****muscle, maybe I'll see you around sometime. Nice Mustang too, that degree at Johnston Community college must be pretty good for you. You clearly make the big bucks. Maybe you can sell that hunk of shit and buy the bike, or you can keep being an internet tough guy and make super funny e-mails to people on craigslist.
Me: Woah buddy don't get so defensive. I'm glad you know how to google somebody's name because a 2 year old could do that. Let me try.
Myspace sure has a lot to say: Born February 27th 1987 to a family of untamed tree gophers in a US Route 95 pothole on the outskirts of Coral Springs, FL. I was raised in the hood, relocated to South-Central Stratham, NH. Everything I do, I do it for the streets, the kids, and my posse of fresh to death family. I'm nasty at the bass guitar, just ask me. If it's not a Fender, I won't touch it. I constantly stay fly, and I wouldn't do it anyother way..
Im sure my degree in computer programming and Solid works wont earn me any money at all. Computers are dumb right? I mean who even uses computers anymore? And how about you Mr. mechanic? Thats a good lifetime job. Tell Matt i said hi when you go back to work. Nice rice-a-roni car dude, plan on trying out for the new Fast and Furious? Good luck selling your pink power ranger bike bud.
Him: "Waiting for reply"
So i decided to message him about his bike just to see what he says and this is what i got.
Me: Nice pink bike pussy.
Sent from my purple Ninja
Him: Thanks, your mom really likes it.
Me: You know what else my mom likes? Shopping and rainbows. I bet you like those too fruit cake.
Him: You're really funny. Waterbury, CT isn't too far from here ****muscle, maybe I'll see you around sometime. Nice Mustang too, that degree at Johnston Community college must be pretty good for you. You clearly make the big bucks. Maybe you can sell that hunk of shit and buy the bike, or you can keep being an internet tough guy and make super funny e-mails to people on craigslist.
Me: Woah buddy don't get so defensive. I'm glad you know how to google somebody's name because a 2 year old could do that. Let me try.
Myspace sure has a lot to say: Born February 27th 1987 to a family of untamed tree gophers in a US Route 95 pothole on the outskirts of Coral Springs, FL. I was raised in the hood, relocated to South-Central Stratham, NH. Everything I do, I do it for the streets, the kids, and my posse of fresh to death family. I'm nasty at the bass guitar, just ask me. If it's not a Fender, I won't touch it. I constantly stay fly, and I wouldn't do it anyother way..
Im sure my degree in computer programming and Solid works wont earn me any money at all. Computers are dumb right? I mean who even uses computers anymore? And how about you Mr. mechanic? Thats a good lifetime job. Tell Matt i said hi when you go back to work. Nice rice-a-roni car dude, plan on trying out for the new Fast and Furious? Good luck selling your pink power ranger bike bud.
Him: "Waiting for reply"