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    Time to Cook Steak?

    It takes 10 minutes to fry one steak - 5 minutes from each side. Two steaks can fit on a pan. What is the shortest possible time to fry 3 steaks? (Will post answer later if necessary.)
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    Go Figure

    Mom is 21 years older than her son. In 6 years she will be 5 times older than her son. Where is the father right now? (Answer to be provided later today if not solved - LS Boss)
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    Anniversary Gift

    0 to 200 in 6 seconds! Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for...
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    Do You Know Jack Schitt?

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer...
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    Pick a Number

    Here's an interesting puzzle. 1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any number in between. 2. Take that number that you've chosen, and multiply it by 9. 3. That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and add them together. 4. Take the...
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    3 Guys Go To Dinner...

    3 guys go for dinner, each buys a $10 steak. At the end of the meal, they collect $30 between the three of them to cover the cost of the meals and gives it to the waitress. She goes back to the cash register, where the overlooking manager says "Those dinners are discounted, you need to give them...
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    Consequences of Smoking Dope

    Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court...
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    Bus Full of Nuns

    A bus full of Nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please...
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    Moral of the Story

    One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday...
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    This is What You Call Customer Service!

    A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a ****in' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a ****in checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate...
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    Sometimes You Just Don't Know What They Mean

    An older couple, who were both widowed, had been seeing each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed...
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    5 Important Qualities

    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman...
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    Little Johnny Learns About Government

    A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and...
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    Saturday Joke!

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into...
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    Are Mexican Muscle Cars in Our Future?

    Hey Folks. Interesting topic. I saw this news article about Ford moving some of its auto production down to Mexico. http://www.freep.com/story/money/business/2016/02/05/uaw-president-calls-flint-water-situation-deplorable/79867470/ It got me thinking. What would I do if my favorite muscle car...
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    White w/ Tech Package in Daytona Beach

    For anyone interested, I came across this 350 in Daytona. price looks resonable compared with what others are posting on this website. For what it's worth. http://lincolndaytona.com/new-Daytona+Beach-2016-Ford-Mustang-Mustang+Shelby+GT350-1FA6P8JZ5G5522188
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    Vin0001- $1,000,000

    Check this out. http://www.barrett-jackson.com/Archive/Event/Item/FORD-SHELBY-GT350R-COUPE-182535
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    $175,000!

    Un-bee-leiv-able! http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/cars-for-sale/ford/mustang/1765068.html :nonono:
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    Drive Shaft Question

    Could anyone tell if me if the 350 comes with a 1 or 2 piece drive shaft? thanks for any replies.
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    2013 LS Boss OE Wheels & Tires 4 Sale

    Hey Boss Bretheren. I am selling my original OE 2013 LS Boss Wheels and 4 Tires separately (tires are off the wheels if you want both). Both wheels and tires are in excellent shape. I only put 50 miles on them when I bought the vehicle from the factory and had them swapped out. They have been...
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    Selling LS OE Wheels and Pirelli P Corsas Tires

    Hey Boss Bretheren. I am selling my original OE 2013 LS Boss Wheels and 4 Tires separately (tires are off the wheels if you want both). Both wheels and tires are in excellent shape. I only put 50 miles on them when I bought the vehicle and had them swapped out. They have been sitting in storage...
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    Ford Nationals - Mustang Week Compare

    Anyone, I'm thinking about going to either Ford Nationals in Carlisle, PA or MW in MB this year. Has anyone here been to both and can offer a comparion of the 2 events? Which one would you prefer if you could only go to 1 event? Thanks to all responders. LS Boss :coolman:

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