I was downtown with some friends playing billiards a couple months ago and I was easily 10+ drinks deep. I see this chick wandering around talking to different groups like she's on the hunt and she looks at me and walks over. She was cute but not my type and incredibly drunk. She had that empty look in her eyes, as did I Im sure. She leans on me and says "vamanos papi"(let's go). I laugh and she repeats it, vamanos papi! and tries to grab my hand to pull me away but Im pretty crafty. I remember making some sort of spin move and I take my next shot and kind of ignore her. She moves on to another group and I see my friends boyfriend looking at me like Im a complete dumbass for turning that down. 2 minutes later she's back and days it again. At this point 3 of my friends are staring at me, demanding I take off with her but for some reason I don't. I think I magically accessed some brain power in that moment and Im proud of myself for it. My friends, on the other-hand, still give me shit.
Most obvious signal from a woman your dumb ass ever missed.
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I once thought you were a pretty smart guy..
You're an... (this is worth the infraction if mods see fit) lol I'm not sure I have ever heard two more boneheaded stories in my life hahahaha
But hey, bravo for sharing.
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No I was just a dumb little ****er still wet behind the ears.you never know, it could have been a trap.....
She was a solid 8.5 all day.
I once thought you were a pretty smart guy..
You're an... (this is worth the infraction if mods see fit) lol I'm not sure I have ever heard two more boneheaded stories in my life hahahaha
But hey, bravo for sharing.
My god some of you.....hahahahahaha
I wonder how many here just Googled that term. I only knew about it by chatting with actors who played in a WWII submarine movie.......
I once thought you were a pretty smart guy..
You're an... (this is worth the infraction if mods see fit) lol I'm not sure I have ever heard two more boneheaded stories in my life hahahaha
But hey, bravo for sharing.
I'm a pretty smart guy NOW. Now that I'm in my 30's. But back then...man there aren't enough infraction-worthy words in the dictionary to describe how stupid I was with women.
I was one of those people who was a scrawny little nerd that got picked on all the time in Jr High and part of high school. That didn't stop until about junior year of high school after I hit my growth spurt, so when girls hit on me, my confidence hadn't recovered yet and I was so not used to ever getting hit on that I never noticed. I think I was about 23 before I actually started pulling women. That was short-lived though because at 26, I met my wife.
I'm dying hahaha.
Too many to count on my younger years. FTL.
You on a roll today!
you never know, it could have been a trap.....
You on a roll today!
Ohh man I've definitely had my share, here's an obvious one...
I remember a few years ago I went to a party at a friend of a friends, ended up running into a girl I knew from high school but hadn't seen in years. Her and I were never really good friends or anything, she just so happened to be in a couple of my classes. She was probably a solid 8.5-9/10, always had an AMAZING body. Shortly after arriving at the party she spots me, comes up and says "OMG I haven't seen you in years, you look great, etc." I don't think anything of other than shes just being friendly (I also saw on my news feed 6 months earlier she got engaged) so I just keep on with my night. A couple hours later the parties ending and she tells me shes staying over there and I should stay and hang out with her to which I reply "I'm going to head home and try and wake up early tomorrow so I can be productive." She insisted but I declined. When I get back to the car my buddy asks what the hell is wrong with me, I told him "ohh she was just being friendly, she's engaged anyway". I get home, jump on facebook and notice they split up a couple months earlier, haven't seen her since.
I remember a few years ago I went to a party at a friend of a friends, ended up running into a girl I knew from high school but hadn't seen in years. Her and I were never really good friends or anything, she just so happened to be in a couple of my classes. She was probably a solid 8.5-9/10, always had an AMAZING body. Shortly after arriving at the party she spots me, comes up and says "OMG I haven't seen you in years, you look great, etc." I don't think anything of other than shes just being friendly (I also saw on my news feed 6 months earlier she got engaged) so I just keep on with my night. A couple hours later the parties ending and she tells me shes staying over there and I should stay and hang out with her to which I reply "I'm going to head home and try and wake up early tomorrow so I can be productive." She insisted but I declined. When I get back to the car my buddy asks what the hell is wrong with me, I told him "ohh she was just being friendly, she's engaged anyway". I get home, jump on facebook and notice they split up a couple months earlier, haven't seen her since.
I can honestly say I've never had any sort of situation like this arise.
Because I dont talk to people.
Because I dont talk to people.
Smart move you would be doing car repairs for free. I have a friend that started banging a lady in the middle of a $5000 carpentry job and ended up discounting his work. Blooming idiot he was.
Oh come on don't even tell us your skinny jeans don't bring all the bitches to the yard.
tbh never had one girl say something negative about my pants. Actually its STARTED a few conversations. You'd be surprised how many girls are into certain 'looks'
tbh never had one girl say something negative about my pants. Actually its STARTED a few conversations. You'd be surprised how many girls are into certain 'looks'
Oh I wouldn't be slightly surprised. A lot of girls like guys who wear eye-liner.
i'm not that far out there hahahaha
You miss it in the moment...and then minutes, hours, or days later, you realize you're a thick-skulled dipshit.
I haven't stopped being thick-skulled then.
I call that a blessing. I wish I had never realized what I missed out on in both of those stories. I bet both of them were ****ing FREAKS...
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