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Worst movie you ever watched in theater?

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  1. 03Sssnake

    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    Totally forget about that movie, it was a pile of hot steaming shit. I expected much more from Sandler and Nicholson.
     
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    Sinister04L RIP Kane Established Member

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    That skips the best part of the episode when she's outside the theater after seeing it the first time and she runs into some friends. They ask her how she couldn't like it and she says "How about, it sucked?" Cracks me up every time.
     
  3. SolarYellow

    SolarYellow Sensei Premium Member Established Member

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    The theater aspect is, frankly, irrelevant because the worst movie I ever saw was The Wizard of Oz and coming a close second is Tommy (the movie). The only redeeming quality was Ann Margaret being a snapper.
     
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    Sirraf Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I was on a date and passed out but got woken up to a fantastic bj. Ha true story
     
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    Jay - if that's the case then you should always have a soft spot (pun intended) for that movie.
     
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    ViciousJay Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Are you serious The Wizard of Oz? Thats a MF classic bro
     
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    MassCobra All set Established Member

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    Haha, I was actually hoping to find that scene but I couldn't find a short clip of it.
     
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    Absolute worst movie ever put on film and foisted upon the public:

    Eyes Wide Shut.

    No chemistry between Cruise and Kidman who were married at the time, but it was such a bad script that I don't think even if they were still in love and wanted to be with each other, they didn't want to be in those scenes they were so bad. All the critics were raving about it because it was the last thing Stanley Kubrick did - guess it's a good thing he died then before he put something else out. We kept saying, "this has to get better". When it was over I stood up and said to my wife "that was horrible, pointless, no plot and I kept waiting for it to improve - but nothing could save that piece of crap". The guy behind us started laughing and said "my wife just said the same thing to me - and you are correct". A lot of people got up and walked out before it was over.
     
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    Men in black 2.

    My father and I went to see it after being fans of the original. To this day, it's still the only movie I've seen that had the audience booing when it finished.

    Honorable mentions;
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    Bee movie
     
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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    Solar hates everything.

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    How old is he? THat movie came out in 1939 and was the "FIRST" color movie
     
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    Branhammer My saltiness... is... MAXIMUMER! Established Member

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    "Feardotcom." I would've welcomed James Holmes to come in and put me out of my misery at the time.
     
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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    I gather from his post he belives the theatre aspect/criteria of the thread is irrelevant. I don't believe he saw Wizard of Oz on the silver screen.
     
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    I don't hate you......but the day has almost eight and one half hours remaining.
     
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    03Sssnake TK-421 Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    LMFAO..touché
     
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    You have GOT to be kidding. Did YOU like The English Patient?

    SHAKE N BAKE!!!!
     
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    Whatever the first of the new Star Wars movie was. Got talked into the midnight showing with a bunch of coworkers. I wanted my money and night back.
     
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    You referring to the prequels, phantom menace?
     

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