Recent content by ampstang

Funniest thing I've watched in a long time. YouTube- Drunk History Vol. 6 Featuring John C. Reilly, and Crispin Glover

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That guy at 2:39 is eating a baby.

^The boat captain is my new hero.

Back in college, probably 2000 or 2001, I played a computer game that was probably my favorite of all-time. I'm not a gamer, but I thought this game was pretty badass. It was just a group of us in the computer lab that played against each other. Here's how it went: You pick a landscape to...

My biological dad used to be in a big time metal band in the 80's. I met him for the first time a few years ago. Out of the blue, he decided to mail me a guitar that the guitarist from a band in the Ozzfest tour gave him a couple years back. It's a Schecter Jeff Loomis Diamond Series Floyd...

I finally got pissed off at how much I've shrunk in two years from not weight-lifting. I used to be really big and strong, but due to a some medical crap, I was put on medication that made me lose weight FAST. During this time I killed my chances at maintaining my strength and muscle mass. So...

I was bored today, so I decided to record Tchiakovsky's Concerto #1 using my Roland Fantom X88 keyboard and Garage Band. All of the music was done by me playing the keyboard. I downloaded the original score with all the parts, then played each instrument with the closest patch I could find on...

I recently got a brand new Imac with all the options and upgrades. The internet seemed very slow, so I upgraded it a notch. It's been to an upgraded speed for a while and it's still slow as hell. I went to speedtest.net and my DL is 760kbps and my UL is 125kbps. Ridiculously horrible. I...

I thought this one was the funniest. Prank War: Streeter Bombs - CollegeHumor Video

They wrote and recorded these songs in the fashion of Japanese metal bands that have a limited understanding of the English language. They're actually awesome guitarists. Listen to "White Tiger on a Black Night". Great guitar work. Thunder Cobra on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s...

She's actually pretty hot. I'm pissed that on the top of that page, you can only meet singles up to 95 years of age.

Friday a friend of mine said there were two puppies left by her door in the freezing cold weather. So, she took them into her house and I volunteered to take them until I could find them a home. I took them straight to the vet to get the flees washed off of them and give them shots. They were...

^Wow. That's wrong.