Taught my brother how to drive a manual at an empty parking lot, other than that, I'm the only one driving my car. Shit like this can turn friends into strangers fast.
bob goes on vacation. He asks his moron brother to take care of his cat. After a few days on vacation, bob calls to say hi. The moron brother blurts out "your cat is dead."
bob is beside himself with grief. And he chastises his moron brother for breaking the news to him in such an abrupt manner. The moron brother asks how he could have done it better.
Bob explains "well, for example, you could have told me the cat was on the roof. The next time we talked, you could say the fire department is trying to get him down. The next time, you could say the cat fell during the rescue and was in the veterinarian hospital. The next time i called, you could say the cat succumbed to his injuries and passed away. That way i would be prepared for the bad news."
the moron brother says he understands. Then he adds, "oh, by the way. Your shelby is on the roof."
sonicsaleen probably already bought that thing.
Damn sorry for the repost then.
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